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Yeah totally
liiiiighhhhhhht
My hands are always shakin body’s always achin and the dark is when I feed
Well I could lure any woman that I want to in my bed with me
And whiskey seems to be my holy water!
mothers better lock your doors and hide your daughters!
you do realize that is a does not equal sign right? there is a line through it
- me: one time pete wentz
- mom: anna we've been over this before i don't care about my chemical disco
- me:
- me:
- me: that's not even a band
LMAO XD
lmfao omg xD
When a white van pulls up near you.
“Are you trying to rape me, sir?”
(via do-dah)
“Mom, Dad, I’m gay.”
“Ok… so do you want pizza for dinner or just McDonalds?”“Mom….I’m…”
“Gay. Yeah.”
“You knew?”
“I ship you and your best friend.”
“Ship?”
“I ship it.”
“Well…We’re dating. Is it fine?”
“Does he like reading?”
“Yeah. He read all those old books you liked when you were a kid. You know that series about those Greek god kids and wizards and that boy who bakes a lot and that-“
“You have my permission to marry him. Now let’s go to Disneyland.”^…GPOY.
Or if its a girl
“Mom…I like girls the way i’m supposed to like guys”
“No you like girls the way you’re supposed to like girls. With tits and kissing. Its the right thing”
“But-“
“Shh here have a glee calendar with naya rivera from 2011”
“But mom that’s objectifying-“
“shh lesbians”
“Mommy, would you love me if I’m gay.”
“Yeah, why? Are you?”
*nods*
“OH HONEY I ALWAYS KNEW YOU WERE THE GOOD CHILD!!! GET MOMMY’S GLEE WE’RE GOING TO HAVE A GLEE MARATHON. LESBIANS. BRITTANA. CHRIS COLFER. GAY. YES.”
omg the commentary…
“Mom…I-I need to tell you something.”
“Yes dear?”
“Um I’ve known this for a long time..I…I’m gay mom….Mom. Mom why are you crying?”
“I….I’m just so proud of you! MY BABY IS GAY! OK LET’S GO WATCH SOME GLEE! LET’S WATCH ALL THE KLAINE SCENES! I ACCEPT YOU AND LOVE YOU! LET’S GO TO A PRIDE PARADE! WANT ME TO SHOW YOU ALL THE GAY PORN I USED TO READ!?”
“What?”
“What? I said do you want cookies?”
GPOY FOR LIFE
hello accuracythis is quality
(via do-dah)
